IloveBees Speculation Thread

[{G}H0g-Jump4h]

Iv heard that ppl have been getting honey from that place...and hmm i wonder if i can buy one of those shirts

Im probibly gonna buy 1 of those shirts for the heck of it. hey, if nothing else, ill get a shirt with a halo2 logo on it! but maybe something else will come with the shirt...

think i should get 1?

PS. Go here: http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/sh ... llapsed&am ; it explains a CRAPLOAD of stuff. read the first post, then read all of pages 6 and 7. heck, read the whole thing. but pages 1, 6 and 7 are the most important

[zero_cool]

And apparently zero_cool you don't even know what month this is. Created on: 14-JUN-04

lol sorry bro it was really late, you know late enough to where crap just sorta starts mixin together, anyways, if you dont wanna be a part of this then dont, its np, its not like where forcing muchless asking you to be here, we just are havin fun i guess, its kool to follow the clues and try and figure it out, theres obviously some point to it, they wouldnt have put it there just to be assholes, anyways, take youre flamin somewhere else man alright.

Iv heard that ppl have been getting honey from that place

yea its in another forum, ill try to get it again, someone got a bottle of hunny with letters in it, the letters spelled out i love bees, it could be bull shit, it could not, who knows.

also read here for more: http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/index.php?c=15

[Orchid]

Emmm the day is left only 1 day, and the microsoft meeting is tomorw.

1 day left, that is tomorow a microsoft meeting is tomorw.

Is it only me who finds that kinda weird.

[UCC]

I hope you guys know that bungie had intended to release halo 2 3 different dates one was in March 2nd then it was was AUG 24 and final and Last is NOV 9. So my guess is there either going to release it on AUG 24 and suprize us all or it just happens to be some creepy quinquedens.

What you say about that?

[zero_cool]

eh thats a possibility but highly unlikely, they made a huge deal about november 9th, plus if they where gonna release it on the 24th then every single store manager in the country would know about it and it would get out. bte found something interesting, again going back to danas trip to beiging...

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this seems to have alot to do with china.

[UCC]

because it releases 24 ib china and you know they can ship all the games without the people knowing..... like they could just come in one day andbe there...

[Spartan Foods]

Aight...

"This is my web page mostly dedicated to beekeeping. I have been beekeeping for seven years and I?m still learning. I have three hives and I produce and sell pure and natural honey (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store honey.)

My grandfather is a bee keeper...
I know something about bee keeping...

Aight this lady has been beekeeping for 7 yrs in san franciso... or nearby... she has had 3 hives...

Acoording to the info I know, that is not possible to get enough honey to be able to sell it.

This is definetly not true...

[UCC]

WOW you just relized the site is FAKE? I mean damn they could not have hacked it because thats illegal

[Spartan Foods]

no... but I'm saying that everything of the bee-business is fake... so that's not where we should be looking at...

[UCC]

what do you mean we should be looking at?

[ToeFur]

Me and a couple buddies just called the phone number associated with Ilovebees.com. It went straight to a voice mail that said, " Hi, This is Dana. Leave me a message. Blah blah blah." we left a messages saying, " We are seeking the truth. Call us back (left phone number).

[{G}H0g-Jump4h]

Me and a couple buddies just called the phone number associated with Ilovebees.com. It went straight to a voice mail that said, " Hi, This is Dana. Leave me a message. Blah blah blah." we left a messages saying, " We are seeking the truth. Call us back (left phone number).

wonder what that would sound like for her. a stalker...

anyways, me and my friends (mostly one of them) have figured out a crap load of stuff. here is an important part of what we learned:
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4866

Digerat_X is the really smart one of our little group. we are currently chatting on AIM, so IM me at JokeboxJP, and i can invite u to the chatroom if u want to help.

[VoiDeD]

One?

I was helping too ya know.

Anyways heres an update:

Me and a couple of friends are trying to figure this whole thing out, we got some things figured out, but not all of it.

Riddle definitions:
Bee Hive: Covenant Homeworld.
Bees: Covenant grunts, jackals, etc.
Spiders/Mites: Flood
Three swords: Cortana(AI), Dana(AI), Joyeuse(AI)

Facts:
In mytheolegy, the great three swords are capable of inflicting a a devstating strike. And each race uses them to defeat the flood.
Each race has one of the three swords, which are the AI.
Forerunners - Joyeuse (Keeper of the 4 Halo rings.)[3 now since one of them was destroyed.]
Humans - Cortana
Covenant - Dana

Riddle Facts:
The "countdowntochina" was supposed to count down to july 29th, the date when margrett was supposed to go to china, but the "Spider" changed the date to aug 24th.

The covenant contact the humans with crys of help, through Dana.
So theoreticly in Halo2, the humans will travle to the "Bee hive" To save the covenant.

The covenant captured Dana.
If you read the book, then you will notice that when Cortana goes into one of the covenant ships' data, she notices another AI, that AI is Dana.
She copys the AI's data into her memory, but then erases parts of it to keep it quite, and to save processing speed. Then theoreticly in Halo2, when the MC gets back on earth, the scientists merge a peice of Cortana's data with Dana's, but it would be a great mistake as Dana starts transmitting her location, and the covenant come to attack earth. But while they are attacking, the flood start attacking the covenant homeworld. Which then the covnenant reteat from earth to try and save their homeworld, it would be in vain, so they tell the humans to come save them through Dana.

The site (Ilovebees.com) was made by margrett, and her neice's name is Dana. (More then a coincidence.)

I'll post updates as I learn more.

[D3V0N]

This is one hell of a weird way to get even more hype for halo2. Bungie and Microsoft are scary with so much power.

[chaosking202]

Very intresting find on that forum. The current info is that on agust 24th there will be a demo, yet i have no clue how they would release it. Microsoft is to uptight to release demos. The mystery "Cortana" came around back in 1999 talking about the halo to biblical refrences, i have not seen anything on Cortana recently. A suprize release maybe possible but improbable. Though why would bungi/microsoft pull a prank on the world, on the other hand why would they go through creating a entire site and staging a hack. The fact that there is a link in the video shows that its most likely run by bungi, showing that somthing major will hapen after the counter reaches zero. It will be itresting to see what happens when the networking thorttiling ends. i will post if i find anything new, gl hunting.

Update:Microsofts meeting is in austrailia i belive and thats what time zone the counter is in if i correct. More eveidence that its real. correct if im wrong im rechecking now./
Update 2: there are 7 halos correct? http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12560152

[Polyesterjoness]

Sort of like 9/11/04. Depending on the format you use to list dates, it could be November 9, 2004.

I don't know what the extra "6" or "9" is though.

Far fetched I know.

[chaosking202]

actuly that makes a lot of sence
Update: "It has started, he killers are among us. August 24th, there is only one who can save us now"
That is a qoute taken from the page where you buy t-shirts, mc any one?

[ToeFur]

OH NO!!! NETWORK THROTTLING HAS ERODED!!

That's never good.....or is it?

[Orchid]

Hm well here is something i worked out.


All these things that are being posted on the caf

[rob0t]

Okay. What if the bee girl from the Blind Melon video for "No Rain" was kidnapped.....by bees..... The bees were really pissed off at her for eating a lot of honey glazed ham...or bees....honey glazed ham or bees.....or honey glazed bees....

So they take her to their bee lair that they built out of spit and paper....and SAND!!! She became a prisoner to the bee folk, and had to wait hand and foot on the queen. However, in the middle of the night, the lair came under attack by some sort of worm people. They looked tantalizing to the bee girl (whom we shall now refer to as "fido"). Amidst the confusion of the attack, fido snuck into the queen bee's chamber (of doom) and accidentally ate the queen.

The bee folk fought off the invasion, and when they had found out what happened to their queen, made the bee girl become their new queen...yes...it's all starting to make sense now!!!

The bee girl had to have sex with bees...which is rather uncomfortable...trust me on this one....

Abortions weren't allowed in beeopolis, so she had to have little half bee- half bee girl babies. A NEW RACE!!!

I think this is what bungie is hinting at people!!

The covenant soon discovered this new race. It didn't take long, because they lived on that planet right next to halo....yeah, you know the one I'm talking about. It was called planet...bee......

So fido invites the covenant over for tea and honey glazed ham one night. They start talking about humans, and how they want to obliterate and destroy all of them because it's the will of the gods, blah blah blah....

In a fit of rage, fido tells the covenant about earth...and the covenant are all like "hey, we gotta go...we left the oven on", or something similar to that.....it may not be a direct quote.

Meanwhile, back on earth....the Master cheif tries to make a phone call and gets....the OPERATOR!! The operator says all kinds of weird things like "if you'd like to make a call....oh god...I forgot...my memories are made of sand and gooey black things....the tru7h...." and rambles on for hours about herself and some kid building sand castles.....whatever man...

Fido starts thinking, and realizes that the earth is doomed. she has to warn the president!!

She sends a signal to the president and warns them about the iminent destruction of earth. The president get's all pissed off and bombs Kenya...the terrorist sons of bitches...

"Launch project SPARTAN!!" yells the president. "We can't sir", secretary of defense elijah wood says, "you cut funding for that to support the war in Kenya. You also destroyed all schools and hospitals. Plus, now that network throttling has eroded, there's not much we can do about anything. There is however, one hope. The master chief!! The master chief single handedly kicked the asses of roughly 3,000 covenant on Halo, so maybe he can kick ass now!"

But then spiders come, and destroy everything....

what about that? I think this is the key to the mystery guys!!

Also, here is a picture that I made to help explain this scenario:

http://www.irob0t.com/images/ilovebees.gif

or maybe...and I know this is a little less believable...but...maybe bungie is just screwing with us.[/url]