great idea! i was actually thinking of something like that
even though i live in a rich neighborhood
there are still the occasional Mexican Pumpkin smashers who sneak up and smash our pumpkins
this year i plan to use my hunting face-paint camo, black and green, wear all camo from my dad's military days in the 'Nam
and grab my arsenal of airsoft guns and my bucket of 350,000 yellow BB's
this might sound obsessive but i have:
Sig Sauer P228 Pistol
Sig Sauer P226
Sig SNIPER RIFLE with rubber cheek plate, bipod and 8X Scope
Miniature Fully-auto G3A3
Micro-Uzi
Ak-47
Single Barrel Shotgun
I will paint the burntish orange on my AK black and i will hide in the bushes in my neighbor's yard
i will snipe them
move up and AK 47 them
wait for the next group
close range them with uzi in 1 hand and mini g3a3 in the other and then drop them and use a shotgun
and wait for the last group of pumpkin smashing farts to run up
double Sig pistols
usually the first groupd smashes a few
the next group smashes the rest
the last group tears down witches we hang on low branches and put open mustard and ketchup packets under out welcome mat (along with a few popper firecrackers)
so my objective: Eliminate All 3 Waves of Crazed Vandalist Mexicans using Non-lethal but painful Airsoft Gun force