Halo 3 poems

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Greatest halo 3 poetry ever made! post it here

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halo 3 poem

This is in the back of the new Halo 3 EGM Mag and I love it so Ill type it up here...
The magazines site that created this is here. I suggest getting a subscription.


The cold dawn light shines on the crowd;
the seconds, ticking slowly past
until the black corporate shroud
of secrecy be dropped at last!

The faithful wait before the stores.
though weeks have passed, no spirits sank;
they make their camps beside the doors
and devour the weakest of their ranks.

A light goes on; the time is near--
a thrill for those who have survived!
the doors fly open -- the moments here!
Halo 3's at last arrived!

Pushing, fighting, stabbing, tears!
call them names! punch their groins!
"Limited quantities" cried in fear
by those late to the battle joined!

The war is done; the blood is dried
the winners return to their lair
to celebrate their fortune's tide
by pwning noobs in multiplayer!

See their lust for blood be sated
see them jump with physics exaggerated!
see the covenant brought to grief

HAIL THE RETURN OF THE MASTER CHIEF!!