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Free Stress Reliever

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:04 pm
by DeadHamster
IMPORTANT: Gametype must have vehicle respawn off, and generic weapons for starting.



Ever feel like everybody hates you? Ever wish you could take a flamethrower, and set somebody aflame? I haven't! I'm not a deranged psychopath. But I was thinking, maybe somebody out there is!

If the above sounds like you, you need the


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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:15 pm
by bibbit
Can you tell us what it is?

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:18 pm
by DeadHamster
Start a map with the gametype set to default weapon spawn, vehicle respawn off.

You start out with a flamethrower, on the map are plasma grenades, needlers, rockets, etc. etc.


There's a single grunt AI tag in the map, in the creek. He never dies. That means no matter how many times you stick him, or set him aflame, or cover him with needles, or whatever else, he'll live.

It's a nice little stress reliever for when your modding or doing anything else and just want to sit back for a little bit and relax.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:25 pm
by Corvette19
What you need is 10 instant respawning grunts, that die.
That way, you hear them scream.
And in CE, you can add a command list to where they run and scream the whole time!

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:20 pm
by niktheweirdmodder
Thats a nice idea, 8/10. Add more grunts and violence for said psychopaths.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:25 pm
by guysullavin
nice water

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:37 pm
by Mr.Brightside
guysullavin wrote:nice water
That really shows intelligence. :roll:

That's what my unmodified water looks like.


Anyways, great concept. Needs moar elaboration and details.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:21 pm
by Tman450
I forced the grunt out of the map with 3 rockets.
Ya I have some anger issues..

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:40 pm
by AbeFroman
hamster, im not gay or anything...but i love you, i could REALLY use a stress reliever for school work

funny that you post this after i have a long talk with my dad about why i'm so stressed out

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:55 pm
by DeadHamster
Vette wrote:That way, you hear them scream.
Oh, he screams.
General Opinion wrote:More Detail
K, I'll expand upon it.

Jeez Tman, way to break my map. :wink:

And I'm glad I could help Abe, thats what this is for. Actually it's more for modding, but it works for that too. Its just fun and relaxing, and gets your mind off of everything. Basically, what a good video game should do.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:12 pm
by super_man916
LOL do you care if i mod this map to adjust it to my liking? your probably wont but i like to ask before i do.
any way you could get a hunter in there? :D
lol just cause i like to play with the hunters when they charge.

this will only help a little with my stress but little is better than nothing.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:57 pm
by DeadHamster
Please feel free to do whatever you wish to the map, just dont call it your own.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:30 pm
by super_man916
well duh lol.
"Supers stress relief mod! stolen from DH"
this thing is cool too.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:51 pm
by guysullavin
Mr.Brightside wrote:
guysullavin wrote:nice water
That really shows intelligence. :roll:

That's what my unmodified water looks like.


Anyways, great concept. Needs moar elaboration and details.
not for my graphics card... my graphics card makes the water look like a transparent blue sheet

That really shows intelligence. :roll:

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:49 am
by Andrew_b
guysullavin wrote:
Mr.Brightside wrote:
guysullavin wrote:nice water
That really shows intelligence. :roll:

That's what my unmodified water looks like.


Anyways, great concept. Needs moar elaboration and details.
not for my graphics card... my graphics card makes the water look like a transparent blue sheet

That really shows intelligence. :roll:
Yeah, you don't have enough intelligence to get a new graphics card. :roll:

Nice mod Hamster. We need to have some midnight chats sometime.

A_b - Out.

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:50 am
by Mr.Brightside
guysullavin wrote:
Mr.Brightside wrote:
guysullavin wrote:nice water
That really shows intelligence. :roll:

That's what my unmodified water looks like.


Anyways, great concept. Needs moar elaboration and details.
not for my graphics card... my graphics card makes the water look like a transparent blue sheet

That really shows intelligence. :roll:
Congratulations! You've just wont the award of the stupidest statement of the week!

:?

What you said made no sense in according to your post, at all.

Your initial post was irrelevant to the mod. You said nice water, then later defending yourself saying it had to do with hardware and you were just saying that because you had a **** card.

pwnd. can 1 hazz blue sh33tz??

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:01 pm
by Philly
Brightside, I'm sure he didn't mean to offend anybody. He's allowed to comment on the fact that other people have better graphics than him.

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:35 pm
by DeadHamster
andy wrote: Yeah, you don't have enough intelligence to get a new graphics card. :roll:

Nice mod Hamster. We need to have some midnight chats sometime.

A_b - Out.
Sounds good.

And whenever I see you right your name like that, I think it's some messed up face.

Everyone else, stop arguing. End it.

Thank you to everyone who complimented on the mod, despite it's simplicity.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:09 am
by botternub
lol. deadhamster u are the only one who could come up with something like this. <3 u

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:27 am
by DeadHamster
Actually, I saw someone else posting that as a suggestion way back somewhere in the downloads section like a year ago. Don't remember who and couldn't find the topic, but it always stuck in the back of my head.